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#1 cz0

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 08:07 PM

 

CZ featuring intro by Hamdanz

 

My det jars empty so I don't know why,

I got out of bed at all.

No stim fog to cloud up my windows,

so I can't lift at all.

If I could it would all be good -

I'd look like the arnie picture on my wall

But I don't, and it makes me sad

it makes me sad

 

Dear Rich, I tweeted you but you still ain't respondin
I posted on supplementreviews.co.nz and bb.com
I sent two tweets back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with my internet connection or something
Sometimes I spill preworkouts on my keyboard when I type em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your products?
My wife got pregnant too, I'm busy being a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Detty
I read about those ETH claims too, I'm sorry
I had a drug test incorrectly state I was on it too
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the old fat burners you put out that are now banned
I got a room full of old gaspari tubs and sample packets man
I like the shit you did with SuperDrive too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is CZ

 

My det jars empty so I don't know why,

I got out of bed at all.

No stim fog to cloud up my windows,

so I can't lift at all.

If I could it would all be good -

I'd look like the arnie picture on my wall

But I don't, and it makes me sad

it makes me sad

 

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Reformulate-for-NZ,
this'll be the last tweet I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you read my last 2 reviews;
You posted them on Gasparis facebook
So this is my post I'm typing, I hope you read it,
I'm in the office right now, I'm going to get fired
Hey Rich, I drank a 4 scoops of Superdrive, Dare me to Lift?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from overstimming
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, but he pulled the biggest deadlift ever?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from poor form
Now it's too late - I'm on a my last bottle of Detonate now
and all I wanted was a lousy sample pack of Detonate XT
I hope you know I changed the score on all of my reviews to a 4
I love you Rich, we coulda stimmed together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Rich; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Rich, that's the stim dragon screaming in the trunk
but I didn't slit his throat, I just tied him up, see I ain't like you
cause if he takes the last of my detonates then I'll have no more
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at Xplosiv now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
[car tires squeal] [CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [LOUD splash]

 

My det jars empty so I don't know why,

I got out of bed at all.

No stim fog to cloud up my windows,

so I can't lift at all.

If I could it would all be good -

I'd look like the arnie picture on my wall

But I don't, and it makes me sad

it makes me sad

 

Dear CZ, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your wife's missing Detonate too, how addicted is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's a sample of Superpump 3.0
I packed it in a thrifty bag
I'm sorry I didn't see you on twitter, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you mix your preworkouts too?
I say that shit just clowning dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues CZ, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls every morning and evening
And what's this shit about ETH tests
That type of shit'll make me not want to send you detonate XT samples
I really think you and your wife need each other
or maybe you just need to get her onto dat dere Diablo
I hope you get to read this message, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but CZ
why are you so stimmed? Try to understand, that I do want you to sample XT
I just don't want you to use the yohimbine formula
I seen this one shit on the forums a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was stimmed and drove his car over a bridge
and had a whole boot full of supplements including the original Det
and in the car they found a text, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was.. it was you
Damn!


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#2 hamdanz

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 08:20 PM

my det jars empty so I don't know why,

I got out of bed at all.

No stim fog to cloud up my windows,

so I can't lift at all.

If I could it would all be good -

I'd look like the arnie picture on my wall

But I don't, and it makes me sad

it makes me sad


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#3 Annie G

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 09:42 PM

CZ, I lucking fuv you xo
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Posted 27 February 2014 - 09:53 PM

haha brilliant


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#5 Varis

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 09:59 PM

OMFG BEST POST OF THE YEAR.


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#6 Annie G

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 10:00 PM

Currently wondering how much "work" CZ does at work ;) :P
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Posted 27 February 2014 - 10:03 PM

This is...amazing


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#8 cz0

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 10:03 PM

posted 2nd verse but have meeting so kinda rushed


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#9 Varis

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 10:10 PM

I'm going to have a heart attack im in tears this is amazing.


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#10 hitro

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 10:17 PM

Consolidate those posts of CZ and Hamdanz and hall of fame that shit yo


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#11 Annie G

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 10:24 PM

Consolidate those posts of CZ and Hamdanz and hall of fame that shit yo


In4 hall of Fame Thread
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#12 cz0

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 10:58 PM

all one post now, added hamz chorus.


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Posted 27 February 2014 - 11:09 PM

Might as well shut the internet down, it ain't gonna get any better than that


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Posted 27 February 2014 - 11:15 PM

DATS SOME CEREAL GOLD RIGHT DERE C to the Z!

 

We need to set up some kinda Supps Hall of FAME for Jordan antics like this...

 

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Pump- Dilate

Protein- NPro Cookies n Cream

Amino Intra drink- Xtend

Multi Vitamin/ Mineral- Opti Mens

SLEEP- DIABLO PM deepsleep and burn fat yuuuus!

MUSCLE- HMB 

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 11:54 PM

strong rhymes, someone sing that shit out wouldlistentoonwaytogym/10


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Posted 28 February 2014 - 12:19 AM

good idea


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Posted 28 February 2014 - 02:24 AM

have recorded the chorus.  waiting on CZ to rap the shit outta this


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Posted 28 February 2014 - 05:06 AM

"i have no snare in my headphones....yo yo..."


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Current Status #makingit

 

Current Supp Stack

Preworkout- DUSTV2

Creatine- CreXcel orange

Fatburner- Diablo Inferno

Pump- Dilate

Protein- NPro Cookies n Cream

Amino Intra drink- Xtend

Multi Vitamin/ Mineral- Opti Mens

SLEEP- DIABLO PM deepsleep and burn fat yuuuus!

MUSCLE- HMB 

Supplement Website www.xplosivsupplements.co.nz (Of course)


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Posted 28 February 2014 - 05:32 AM

OMFG BEST POST OF THE YEAR.

 

WHAT HE SAID


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Oh hard work, my Dad was right about you! You do pay off..


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Posted 28 February 2014 - 08:40 AM

FUK THIS SHIT IS GOLD! 


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